The only constant in the Great Spam War is change.
Perhaps now we (tinw) will see street corner dealers
selling/hawking/pushing monthly Bullet Proof Hosting to those hooked on
spamming, a known and destructive addictive behaviour.
-- Sun Tsu - The Art of War
A Joke is Born.
The term 'Spamming' originated in The Viking SPAM Skit by Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings
wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they
begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The
man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in
drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
| Man: |
You sit here, dear. |
| Wife: |
All right. |
| Man: |
Morning! |
| Waitress: |
Morning! |
| Man: |
Well, what've you got? |
| Waitress: |
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and
spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon
spam tomato and spam; |
| Vikings: |
Spam spam spam spam... |
| Waitress: |
...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam
baked beans spam spam spam... |
| Vikings: |
Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! |
| Waitress: |
...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle
pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. |
| Wife: |
Have you got anything without spam? |
| Waitress: |
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam
in it. |
| Wife: |
I don't want ANY spam! |
| Man: |
Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? |
| Wife: |
THAT'S got spam in it! |
| Man: |
Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has
it? |
| Vikings: |
Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) |
| Wife: |
Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? |
| Waitress: |
Urgghh! |
| Wife: |
What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! |
| Vikings: |
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! |
| Waitress: |
Shut up! |
| Vikings: |
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! |
| Waitress: |
Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam. |
| Wife: |
I don't like spam! |
| Man: |
Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam! |
| Vikings: |
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! |
| Waitress: |
Shut up!! Baked beans are off. |
| Man: |
Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? |
| Waitress: |
You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words) |
| Vikings: |
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam
spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! |
Want the song? Here is the SPAM song.
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